A REAL JOURNEY IN TIME

Hello everyone! Tell me honestly, if you were offered to return to the past, what time would you choose? The most obvious options for me are to take Hachiko to my place, get to know Jesus, or stay in 2007. This is all very good, of course, but I would return to grade 9 and tell mom not. It is a bad idea to grow hair. Today we will talk about a time traveler that is different from all others. No one has ever seen him. This is a top secret project. My name is Topa and we begin our story about John Tyter. In 2000, a user under the nickname Timetravel_0 appeared on the Time Travel Institute forum. He said that he is a time traveler. And he returned from 2036, when the world was almost destroyed. He was sent back to find the IBM 5100 computer, which will help to avoid a disaster. Soon, he admitted that his name is John Tyter. This differs from the usual fake story in that the ordinary user could not at all know what the purpose of this computer might be, namely, the rollback of systems. Well, that’s the legend. And we are here to find out the truth. Yes, this whole story came about because of anonymous posts on sites related to paranormalism. I understand you perfectly, I had exactly the same reaction. What nonsense is this? Well, you know, a lot of people believe in this story and I must say it is not easy. I will not hide it was difficult for me to look for information. The fact is that its history, its messages, it is simply impossible to touch. He is aware of the challenges of new technologies. He provided photographs that simply have no analogues. You can believe in his story. But let's take it in order. John provided photos of his time machine. This is a hefty box that stood in his car. That is how he traveled. I don’t even know where I saw it. Maybe “Back to the Future”? In its year 2036, the virus enslaved all of humanity and was sent back to the past, so that it could find the IBM 5100 computer in order to roll back the system in its time. Terminator reminds.

"Skynet resisted?"

"Yes, he will launch missiles and strike Russia."

Oh how many coincidences that at once. He even took off the logo of his military unit. I’m telling you seriously, if I were at that forum in 2000, I would believe all this. And in 2001, he wrote his last message before returning in due time. Take a gas canister with you when you drop the car on the sidelines. What a deep thought. He inspired me directly. I also want to say something clever. Buy toilet paper if you have run out of it. Only one year, this anonymous traveler existed on the forum and this was enough to make this a cult. Enter his name in the search engine and you will see this. Having examined the instructions for the time machine closer, I was certainly surprised. 2034 people still have not learned how to cut an object from a photograph. What a shame. But most of all, of course, we are interested in predictions, because this is the only thing that can be objectively assessed at all. It either came true, or did not come true. And this traveler is not serious. So the cancellation of the Olympics in 2008 - no. The mass extermination of people about the Kreuletsferter Jacob disease - no. The US Civil War in 2004 is not. And finally, the world war in 2015, which killed 3 billion people. Maybe I’m dumb, of course, but I didn’t see anything, which means it wasn’t. These are the facts.

"Tyson listened to the Terminator story about Scani about the Doomsday. History of the future. Not every day you learn that they are responsible for the deaths of 3.5 billion people."

Case is closed. Wait a moment. Do you know what else he said? That his predictions may not come true, because when he travels back in time, he travels to another reality, where there is no paradox and you can come up and kill yourself and nothing will happen.

"You should not see anyone and talk, otherwise it can seriously affect the future. Do you understand?"

I got out. We'll have to look for something else. And imagine for a second how much you need to be a bad person in order to go back to the past and create a channel faster than yourself. This is directly the maximum disrespect for oneself from the past. So alright. You need to find the person who wrote these messages. And the hype in 2004 began sickly. Every paranormal lover tried to figure out who John Tyter was. In plain language, everyone was high-tech on it.

"Hello everyone. In the last episode, you and I did a John Tyter teleportator. Well, how they did it, they did it. And in this series you yourself will say in which box we put it in, so that it looks more like a time machine. Comment, do not forget to subscribe to the channel, click on the bell."

Italian TV show Voyager in 2008 released a storyline where they were looking for John Tyter. They hired a private detective. In general, everything was serious. Mike Clinch, that’s the name of the detective, found out that there weren’t any Tyter family at all. So it was a pseudonym. Okay, the detective found out that there is a certain fund of John Tyter, who has released a book about him and is successfully selling it. This fund is owned by Lawrence Heyber. He is a lawyer. He has a brother, Richard Heyber. On the Internet, for some reason he is called John Rick Heyber. And he Richard is an IT master. He makes programs and now he definitely has to know about the existence of the IBM 5100. This is 100 percent straight. So it turns out the case is closed. No, too few facts. Moreover, this is only one of the suspects. You will probably say that you can write anything on the Internet. Proofs where? And all this is easy to verify. And through the same site. I found out that Michael Klich really was a private detective. Moreover, I came across the Blue Eagle Investigations site, which provided John Tyter surveillance services. And there Mike Lynch worked. And now Mike has his own tracking office. It is called Mystery Incorporated. Watch tracking a private detective. This is something new. Heyber family. Larry, Brandon, Richard, Arutur and Mori, but only the first 3 are in sight. Everyone is talking about them. But there is, in addition to the suspected IT specialist Richard Heyber, another IT specialist in the family. This one is handsome. Fasten your seat belts now will be interesting. Mori Heyber has been working in the IT industry for 20 years. He knows everything about computer security. He knows everything about computers. And you and I have the main goal to understand which of their family could know about all the intricacies of the IBM 5100 computer. Mori Heyber, where he works, has a block that he leads. He writes there about computers, about security and so on. A man named John Razimus devoted 12 years to the study of the phenomenon of John Tyter. And he compared John Tyter's writing style with Mori Heyber. We look. It's also very funny that John Tyter mentioned Stephen Hawking. But it turns out Mori Hayber read Stephen Hawking. Oh, how great. I can see right now that every IT specialist on this planet has read Stephen Hawking and knows quantum physics. Absolutely identical writing style. Now think, how could everything coincide? Mori Heyber is the brother of the man who owns the John Tyter Foundation. Plus, he knows computers professionally. Plus, it has an identical writing style. I hope your head has not exploded yet. As a result, Arthur Heyber, another brother, admitted that it was a long-term controlled fake and the whole family was in the know. All correspondence with Arthur, all matches you can find on the links in the description. There will be whole documents. That is, in fact, this is just a joke that dragged on, but brought a profit, as always. There is another very funny, but subjective fact. Look, the John Tyter Foundation has published a book about John Tyter, you can buy it on several Internet sites. The price for a new book is from 600 to 900 dollars for a new copy. And there, as if there is nothing special. Everything that is in the book was already on the sites, including photographs of his time machine and, well, a couple of words from the nonexistent mother of John Tyter. Great book. That’s why the terrible reviews on Amazon.com And on the other hand, we have a book that is trying to answer the questions of who invented John Tyter. It costs $ 12 and has the best reviews. Awesome. People in any way want to dumb and they will give any money for it. A man flew in from the future, he wanted to warn everyone about the disaster and his book is being sold for $ 600. We don’t care if you want to be saved, pay the money. The John Tyter Foundation didn’t seem to care much. After all, it was designed for those people who are directly interested. They will give any money to buy it. Open, and there, wait a minute. It seems I have already seen all this.

"Helpful information."

And according to the classic, the money from sales is received by the owner of the John Tyter fund, namely Larry Heyber. Mori Heyber still denies any involvement in John Titer. Not surprising. The John Tyter Foundation still exists. Money is dripping. Moreover, Arthur Heyber let slip that they were going to make a film. Funny, when I wrote this script, I did not think that everything would go that far. You understand? The information that I am now telling you, it simply is not on the sites, especially on the Russians. In general, there is never anything. Everything is collected bit by bit, pulled out of the rollers in order to collect the big picture. That's cool. I really enjoy doing this. And now, carefully listen to what a huge number of people have believed all this time. A man flew from the future, registered at the anonymous paranormal forum and said everything that he was a time traveler, made predictions that did not come true. All. That is the whole story. Seriously?

"Actually, I can predict the future."

"Clear."

A normal person, just hearing this story, will understand everything. And I spend my time on it. Not just like that, but to replenish your collection. It all reminded me of dvach. You know such an anonymous forum. There was once a message that some kind of military signal was intercepted and a real war would begin in a couple of days. I was so keen on watching this. I even downloaded photos from Taiga and threw it like I flew away, as if it didn’t hurt me and everyone believed. This is an anonymous site, you can’t trust anyone here. This is all complete nonsense. It reminded me of a phrase published in 93 in the New-Yorker newspaper. On the Internet, no one knows that you are a dog. Here is such a phrase. But worse, when you are actually the son of a dog and sitting on the forums and writing about time travel. Time travel. Good name for gay pornography.

"Hello everyone to you, Zhenya. And this is an appeal to science lovers, part two. Do you seriously think that there are no time travelers? Do you seriously think so? I’ll even look into your eyes. You say something there. Stephen Hawking called time travelers, no one came. He did not call anyone, so no one came. You will go out into the street, you will see cars, someone is talking on the phone, I’m shooting on camera now. What do you think we did? We do not have such technologies. You understand. People from the future have given us these technologies. Goodwill gesture, that’s all. That's all. You throw me some refutation in the comments. Your denials are worthless. You can live as you want, you can do anything. Believe that there are no time travelers, believe. Everything is awesome. And yet there are time travelers. Zhenya was with you. Subscribe to the channel."

Absolutely stupid awkward heading “ask the magic ball”, which is actually not magic, but not working any. Was John Tyter really a time traveler? The answer is not clear. I will throw you in the trash today. Who invented you at all. Spirits say yes. Seriously. He also dragged spirits here. That is, all this time they talked about travelers in these times, but he still talks about spirits. Autistic balloon. I would like to believe that people will cease to believe in all the nonsense that they write on the Internet, but it is hard to believe, because you see 183 personalities inside him. Cool, I believe without evidence. Do you want real predictions? You like. Did not set? Put dizlak? And this is all because another reality. Type in different ways everything can be. Thanks for watching and remember that you need to verify the information yourself, so all the links in the description. And now the time traveler’s dance.