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Hi, this is Filename99! And here I will lay out different things.

= Things where science should be used =

Spider-Man Scientifically!
After watching the last film about Spider-Man, I wondered if such abilities are possible in real life. Of course, I understood that this was a superhero movie and did not need to be taken seriously, but it was already too late. I have already begun to search for information and what I found is funny enough. This is Spider-Man scientifically. Imagine this is not just some kind of stupidity. Scientists are taking this issue seriously and even doing whole research. This is not type research, I was bitten by a spider, and I did not become Spider-Man. See, nothing crashes and does not work. Not at all, I’ll explain in more detail now. Let us first examine this moment. Peter Parker stops the train on the go. Perhaps this is some kind of nonsense and fantasy of comic authors and this is unrealistic to do in real life. This is kaeostris darvini, a terrible creature. I say that because I really hate spiders. They terrify me. This is a spider species found in Madagascar. As you can see in this photo, they can stretch their web over great distances. That is, even being on another island and shouting to him: “You still won’t get me.” You begin to see how he slowly but surely begins to weave a web to devour you. Scientists, seeing this, wanted to characterize this fiber. It turned out that the toughness of this web is 520 MJ / m3. Just imagine 520 MJ / m3. What does it mean? Okay, I’ll explain. This is Kevlar. They make bulletproof vests from Kevlar. Bulletproof vest stops bullets. So this web is 10 times cooler than Kevlar. And if that Kevlar is much stronger than steel. Who would have thought, but from the web really test body armor. Kraig Biocraft added spider genes to the silkworm DNA and now they make special threads called dragon silk. And all this is then sold for the production of body armor.

"I am fully prepared to test spider armor. Someone seems already dead. I’ll probably come next time."

So this is what I am for. If you take all these facts and turn to a scientific approach, you can find out interesting details. A team from the University of Leicester in England published a report saying that, in principle, you can stop the train if you make such ropes from a real web. But here is another question. How to make such ropes instantly? And here's the catch. Unfortunately, in no way, if we are talking about our own production, when the web takes off right from the hands. After all, even the coolest radioactive rocker spiders, the overshoots from Mars that I hate, cannot throw themselves in a web. Believe me, if they could shoot a web, I would buy a flamethrower for myself and probably just burn myself, because I can’t touch them. Even when they appear at home, I am not like that. I take it anyway on a piece of paper and out the window. Certainly not the fact that they survive there. But at least I did something. What else is there in Spider-Man? He climbs the walls. In the first part, we were shown the hairs on his fingers, which create this grip. The whole problem is that even if a person really had hairs on his fingers, all this climbing walls violates the laws of physics in principle. Ants, spiders, flies, cockroaches, everyone knows how to crawl along the walls. But geckos, according to recent studies, are the largest animals that, with the help of bare legs, without the help of claws, can climb walls. These are the legs of a gecko. See what cuties. This is also called an adhesive system. Adhesion is grip on the surface. Dr. David Labonta and his colleagues from the Department of Zoology of the University of Cambridge, found that the larger the insect, the more its body is covered with something tenacious. In order for an ordinary person to climb walls like a spider, 40% of the body should be covered with something tenacious, like these insects. That is, you need to completely adhere to the wall with the front of the body. It’s a pity to move in this state does not work. The study also says that running on the wall is quite real. Only sticky legs of just 145 sizes are needed. Finding them will not be a problem. I always, when I come to the store to measure shoes, only this remains. Well, how to run. If this nonsense will wander around your city, then it’s better never to get into trouble. It is unlikely that it will ever save you. It cannot save itself. The bandits just need to step on his feet and they all won. And finally the spider flair. Peter Parker feels the danger and all that. A graduate student at the University of Illinois at Chicago, Victor Matevitz created a prototype of a spider instinct. Microphones transmit high-frequency waves reflected from objects. Thus, it is planned to help the visually impaired, cyclists, visually impaired cyclists and novice spider-men. Of course, the hero himself is unrealistic, but he has chips that, in principle, can be made in the future, but at the moment it will look ridiculous. Just imagine the superhero we deserve. So, a naked man, stuck to a wall with 145 feet in size, is trying to weave at least some cobwebs, the picture on the body is complemented by sensors that spin and ring terribly. It is unlikely that this hero will be at least somehow useful. I actually really like to disassemble superhero abilities from a scientific point of view.

Are you worth it? Thor from the SCIENTIFIC point of view
Hello everyone! Recently saw the light of a new film about Thor. When I watched it, I could not concentrate on the film, constantly thinking how it flies. In fact, I was thinking about all his abilities, so welcome to the new movie about super power from a scientific point of view. I warn you, do not take this video seriously, otherwise you will simply stop seeing movies in films that we are so lacking in real life - magic. So still, how does Thor fly? He did not fly in Norse mythology, but the creators of the comics wanted to do just that. But they did not want him to fly just like that. They wanted something to help him. But such a movement looks pretty cool. In fact, the creators of the comic were trying to figure out how it all would look from a scientific point of view, and by the way they almost succeeded. The law of conservation of momentum. Thor begins to unwind the hammer, picks up speed, then releases the accumulated impulse and his hand tears it off, the hammer flies away. Blood fountain and epic music. The end of the story of Thor. That would be true if it were in real life. But if you consider that he is all so cool and the hammer is so heavy, then yes, he’ll probably fly up, but that’s why this excuse doesn’t work. During the flight, he can change his trajectory, while fighting with his hammer or even flying without it. It is impossible to explain and this is real magic and it violates all the known laws of physics. Famous, Let's come up with the name of our law specifically for Thor. Write your versions in the comments. It just so happened that the hammer is much more interesting than Thor and you and I are worried about the fundamental question. Why someone can lift it, but someone can not. The information I found has a headache. And still nothing clears up, so I decided to call Thor himself. He’s been here from the very beginning of the video, if that. Why is your hammer so heavy?

"This is hard for you, wimp."

Okay, we won’t have a constructive conversation, so I will continue on my own. You can look around for now. While searching for information, we found something really interesting, but a guy whom you probably know will tell you about it. He cuts films. This is crap.

"True experts in the Marvel universe, of course, know that according to the canons, the hammer of Thor was forged in the great forge, using the heat of a dying star. This is confirmed by comics and even in the films of the cinema they talk about it. However, if you, like Topa and I, watch films in dubbing, you probably have not heard the original phrase. Our localizers like to translate how they get into their heads and a fantastic mistake was made in this scene."

"The mighty Hammer Mjölner, forged by doors from the core of the star."

"Most Russian sites dedicated to the Marvel universe also mistakenly believe that the hammer consists of material taken from the core of the star. Although in reality this is not so, and this difference changes absolutely everything."

Okay, let's say the hammer was forged from the material inside the dying star. Take for example one neutron star. Suppose her mass is slightly larger than the mass of the sun, but her diameter is only 20 kilometers. This is perfectly normal for a neutron star. This means that it is dense to disgrace. And our beloved astrophysicist Neil de Grasse Tyson, too, was at one time interested in the Thor’s hammer and wrote that if the hammer consists of a neutron star, then such a thing will weigh like 300 billion elephants. What? If such a thing exists and it falls to the floor, it will simply destroy all of humanity. But he was mistaken and did not use star material in the hammer. According to official figures, the hammer weighs only 19 kilograms. Yes, this is enough for one hand, but why almost no one except Thor can raise this hammer? Are they weak?

"Wimps."

In this scene, superheroes take turns trying to raise the hammer, but they fail. Why? I explain. Stop beating my dishes.

"Great swill."

Firstly, the security system. I'm serious, because inanimate robots can just pick it up and pick it up, but people and other superheroes can't.

"But time does not wait."

A funny thing was done by an Internet user who made a fingerprint scanner in the handle, and also endowed his hammer with an electromagnet and only he could take the hammer from an iron surface. This is the same with the present. A smart hammer has not only a fingerprint scanner and face id, but also checks your soul for the presence of sins and generally looks whether you are worthy and after that an even stranger thing happens. Even a huge hyper creature that can lift anything roughly speaking cannot take a hammer weighing 19 kilograms. Why is this happening? After all, a coffee table or an elevator for some reason can.

"And if the hammer is in the elevator, but the elevator is not worthy."

Down with the physics, or we just haven’t yet grown up to such technologies, but there is an explanation. It is only one and it is far-fetched. The hammer can theoretically change its mass depending on how much they want to lift it. How? Emitting particles of gravitons. On earth, these particles have not been experimentally confirmed, but there are theories. And by the way, in many films these particles are also mentioned.

"The accumulation of gravitons can cause mass expansion."

In fact, this is a transfer of gravitational impact. And this is how it works on the hammer of Thor. The more you try, the more it weighs. And here a problem arises. Take the hulk. This guy just has unlimited power. It increases in proportion to emotional stress. So, if he wants to raise the hammer of Thor and at the same time will puff and get angry. It will all end with the fact that the mass of the hammer becomes so large that it will fall through the ground, create a black hole and simply destroy all life.

"Well, okay."

Why does the hammer of Thor return to it? You know why?

"I just reach out and he flies to me."

It is clear that in fact there are only 3 options for the development of events that are known to me and all of them are bad. Firstly, Thor’s hand can be such a strong magnet that could pull a hammer. So, we know that his hand is not a magnet. What stupid thing? And two more options. Or Thor must increase his weight, or a hammer. All these manipulations should affect only the Torah and the hammer and not touch anyone around at all, otherwise nothing will work. Look, every particle of this universe stretches to each other, based on the law of universal gravitation. We are also reaching for each other with the camera now, but we don’t even feel it, because the mass is not enough. But if Thor has the weight of the Mediterranean Sea and acts only on his hammer, which is impossible, he will attract it. Same thing with the hammer. If he has a huge mass, he will simply attract Thor. In fact, in both cases, they simply attract each other.

"Down with the physics."

Right I am worthy. That's all, I wanted to order my hammer. By the way, from China you can order a good one.

"From China? I have not heard about such masters."

Normally, by the way they do. And for the purchase I will use the Kopikot cashback service.

"What it is?"

It works just like your hammer, that is, it always comes back to you. Only here the money is returned. Look how convenient. I went to the site, chose a store where you want to buy something. A lot of shops there, by the way. Well, let's say the Messenger. I chose a new iPhone there, for example, made a purchase and you will like it. Magically, part of the money comes back. But I do not need an iPhone, but a hammer. It works in Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and even in Asgard. So I advise you to follow my example and order a couple of hammers. You never know what will happen to yours.

"Cool, but I didn’t understand anything."

I say it again. You make a purchase, they return part of the money to you. Who am I telling this to? Just come in later in the description, look and get a bonus from me. Okay So what have we come to? The gods in the film are identified just by extraterrestrial super beings who have such cool technology so advanced that we nowadays simply call it magic. And this is one of the three laws of Arthur Clark, a science fiction writer. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. If you now go to the 15th century with a smartphone, you will be burned for being a witch. So maybe it’s not us who can’t explain the subtleties of how it works, but we just don’t have such explanations yet or we just don’t need to take seriously all the magic that is shown to us in films. But you say, you did not explain how Thor calls lightning and controls the weather. This is the Scandinavian god of thunder and lightning in the end.

"Yes."

WHAT IF THE USSR HAS NOT DESTINATED
Did you know that on the twenty-third of August 1989, a peaceful action took place called the “BALTIC WAY” Two million residents of Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, or almost 25% of the population of these republics, holding hands, built a live chain about six hundred kilometers long connecting between Three capitals at once: Vilnius, Tallinn and Riga. The event was timed to the fiftieth anniversary of the annexation of the Baltic states to the USSR. Now imagine that if the Soviet Union had not broken up? It would be the largest country in the world, with an area of ​​22.4 million square kilometers or one sixth of the land. Over the entire period of existence, the country increased the number of incoming republics from 4 to 15. Now, the whole of Europe would be a part of it. Just imagine that you could travel around Europe without a visa, so the Iron Curtain would not bother you much. The population of the USSR would be more than one billion people, despite the fact that there was no sex in the USSR. In 1990, four and a half million people were employed in the army and 120 million were in reserve. Now we would become the country with the largest army in the world. For the entire period of the existence of the USSR, 66 flights into space were made, and now there would be more than two hundred, including regular minibuses to the Moon, Mars and Jupiter. The USSR was one of the five countries that created types of products known to mankind. Now we would have taken the first place, while more than a hundred hours of your life, you would have stood in lines for scarce goods. 50 million people were involved in sports in the USSR, but now this number would reach 100 million. Because of this, the average life expectancy in the country would be 85 years, ahead of Japan, where it is 83 years. Our football team would be the most unbeaten team. It turns out that the Soviet Union is good? Of course not. Most likely, the confrontation between the great powers would increase, because of which there would be a constant threat of nuclear war. And a dictator could rule the country, as often happened in communist countries. Not just that, more than eighty percent of people do not want to return to that period, because then there was no channel "What if ..."

WHAT IF THE CHERNOBYL NPP DOES NOT EXPLODE
Did you know that the biggest catastrophe that happened on April 26, 1986, the fourth unit of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant that day was destroyed, the radiation emitted was comparable to the explosion of five hundred atomic bombs, 250 thousand tons of lead toxic for living organisms fell into the environment. wait twenty-four and a half thousand years for all radioactive elements to decay to their natural state. Now imagine that if this accident did not occur as a result of the tragedy, four thousand people died due to the explosion itself and tens of thousands more due to the high dose of radiation. in our case, there will be no casualties. currently in the usa alone there are 3,800 ghost towns that people left for various reasons. Pripyat does not face such a fate. the annual population growth here was one and a half thousand people, so now there will be about 100 thousand inhabitants. people will not leave 160 houses. on the contrary, their number will even double, and the city itself will remain beautiful, because looters and vandals will not plunder it. the power plant will continue to generate 29 billion kilowatt-hours of energy. this is enough for 40 million people to use it for a year. 5 million hectares of land will not be decommissioned. there will never be a red forest and trees on an area of ​​200 square kilometers will not be destroyed. at that time, the level of radioactive background in the epicenter was 1 x-ray per hour, which is 20,000 times higher than normal due to this, the number of oncological diseases and the number of mutations in animals and plants increased by 40 percent. in our case all this will be avoided. total damage from the disaster is estimated at 500 billion dollars. that money would be enough. to buy 517 thousand apartments in the center of Moscow. 5-6 stalkers are also detained every day in the exclusion zone. now, thousands of lovers of abandoned territories will have to look for another label. in addition, the Chernobyl series and cult books and stalker games will not appear. but without accidents the whole world energy would not have changed. after the disaster, they stopped the construction of a dozen such stations and power units in different countries, and also changed the security measures. all for the sake of mankind not repeating its mistakes, which may have saved several million lives

= The SCP Foundation =

SCP-1001-RU - Void Singularity
Item #: SCP-1001-RU

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Site 141 was built to contain the object at its location. Due to the extreme danger level of SCP-1001 and its destructive potential, as well as the potential threat from sects and apocalyptic religious movements, the task of personnel is to contain the object, and comprehensive protection of the Site from external threats.

Description: SCP-1001 is an existential entity or cognitive principle, objectively the initial manifestation of a class ZK event. Due to the insurmountable difficulties associated with his perception, it remains unknown how he looks and whether he looks at all. Its current location is established indirectly, according to the area of the effect.

The latter consists in the fact that every object or phenomenon of the world that was realized by the object instantly disappears from objective reality. First of all, this concerns the most direct manifestations that are directly accessible to the feelings of the object, but subsequently, as knowledge accumulates, generalization and abstraction of the understanding of the essence of things by the object, it extends to the phenomena themselves, their direct, and then indirect causes.

So, during the operation for the initial setting for maintenance, it was noted that the sound of the steps of agents hidden from visual observation by smoke screens began to be muffled, because sound vibrations of air stopped. After a short time, spontaneous disappearances of significant volumes of air itself began to occur with concomitant hypobaric effects, then several cases of disappearance of the legs of the agents and, finally, of the agents themselves were observed. Similarly, at first there was the disappearance of individual clumps of smoke used to mask, later - whole smoke clouds, then smoke bombs in operation, and as a result - all smoke bombs of this type in the operation zone, including those that were not within the perception of the object.

Since generalizations regarding the causes of any phenomena inevitably lead to the use of abstract concepts and, as a result, logically rest on the conclusion about the existence of the universe, as such, the object is classified as carrying a threat of class ZK.

Based on the analysis of the information collected, it is reliably established that the object has the following feelings:


 * the perception of an extremely wide range of electromagnetic radiation, including visible light, which is an analogue of vision;
 * highly sensitive perception of mechanical influences, which is an analogue of touch and hearing;
 * perceptions [DATA EXPUNGED].

With a sufficient degree of probability it is also assumed:


 * direct telepathic perception, however very limited;
 * perception of a number of quantum effects, in particular - a quantum superposition of states as a single phenomenon.

The latter assumption is associated with the occurrences of [REDACTED], as well as damage and disappearance (at least) of sensitive elements of the apparatus and sensory organs of people during any attempts to directly perceive the object, apparently related to the effect of the collapse of wave functions accessible to its sensations, which is inevitably concomitant act of observation.

Also, this assumption, together with the conclusion about [DATA EXPUNGED], allows us to explain how the object avoids the influence of the “Weisshattan paradox”: most likely, the effect of the quantum entanglement of the object in the present with itself allows it to foresee the destructive effect of this memagent, not even having an idea of ​​its essence, and for this reason to refuse perception (figuratively speaking, close your eyes). However, the fact that this behavior has been the only way of existence for the object for already █ years of content indicates that the potential effectiveness of the “paradox” meets the expectations and the effectiveness of the developed neutralization procedure, based on the forced introduction of a destructive meme to bypass the sensations of the object.

[DATA EXCLUDED FROM GENERAL ACCESS. EXPECTATION EXPECTED. TO CONTINUE ACCEPTANCE LEVEL 4 REQUIRED] History of containment: The first report of an abnormal activity of the facility was received on ██ / ██ / 20██ at about ██: 00 from an observer pilot of the FBI Avialesohrana who monitored the fire hazard in the [REDACTED] area. The pilot reported on the vast expanse of forest vegetation and the deep depression of the soil, after which the connection with him was cut off. The message was intercepted by deployed agents of the Organization through the Ministry of Emergencies and organized intelligence by █ operational groups.

Initial assumptions about the nature of the properties of the object described it as something similar to a miniature black hole. However, an initial analysis refuted this view and demonstrated the true nature of the anomaly. Ways of restraining or neutralizing such as [DATA EXPUNGED] were unsuccessfully tested, after which a proposal was made to neutralize the object using the “Weisshatten paradox”. The success of this measure was partial: neutralization was not achieved, but it was found that the carrier of the "paradox" is not affected by the object, which allowed after several unsuccessful attempts to capture it and develop the current conditions of detention. Total losses at all stages of the operation reached ███ employees. According to later collected information, a small village ██████ was previously located in this area, abandoned at least since the end of the 1980s, but several years before the manifestation of the anomaly, representatives of an unidentified religious community of an extremely radical apocalyptic settlement settled in it. The evidence of their activities is fragmentary and extremely confused, however, suggesting [DATA EXPUNGED].

Annex 1: Appendix 2: Appendix 3: Document 1001-x.

SCP-1002-RU - Radio Pravda
Item #: SCP-1002-RU

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: At least 3 groups of agents equipped with active radio jamming equipment must be present at all times in SCP-1002's broadcast area. One of the groups should constantly suppress the signal, the other two should check the frequencies at which the broadcast was previously seen. Once every ten minutes, it is necessary to interrupt interference and ensure that SCP-1002 broadcasts at a suppressed frequency. In case of silence on the air, it is necessary to check all previously detected broadcast frequencies, and if this does not give any results, start searching the entire spectrum of radio frequencies.

Description: SCP-1002 is a radio signal of unknown origin found in the city of ██████ and its environs. The attempt to locate the source failed, and power outages throughout the ███████████ area also failed.

SCP-1002's broadcast frequency varies randomly, most often within ██ known frequencies. No patterns were established in changing the frequency and duration of broadcasting on it.

SCP-1002 transmits information falling into the Top Secret category of various countries, related to Foundation materials, trade secrets, etc. The broadcast language is most often Russian, English or Chinese, although some dialects have not been identified. The text is read in a monotonous low male voice. Broadcasting is often carried out at a ten times faster pace.

Information provided by SCP-1002 may be up-to-date or outdated. Not a single case of the transmission of information about future events was noted. Between reading various documents, one can sometimes hear the “tagline” of SCP-1002: “Radio Pravda.” Everyone should know that! ”

Annex 1:

SCP-1002 was discovered by the agent [DATA EXPUNGED], having accidentally tuned in to the then active broadcast frequency on the way to the service. At that moment, an unknown person was reading out a list of items obtained using SCP-1180, with which agent [DATA EXPUNGED] was well acquainted.

Appendix 2:

Information received from SCP-1002:

- The exact location of Napoleon’s troops at the Battle of Borodino

- China's nuclear missile launch codes on ██: ██ █ / ██ / 199█

- Coca-Cola Secret Recipe

- Testing Log of SCP-1245

- the name of the assassin John Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States

[DATA EXPUNGED]

= Things where science should not be used =

Baba and two soldiers
A woman was taken to the city to sell oil kinka; time went to butter. Two soldiers catch up with her: one is left behind, and the other ran ahead and asks the woman:

"Hey aunt, sing me please."

Baba got down from the cart and began to gird.

"Yes, pull it tight!"

Baba pulled tight.

"No, it's tight; loosen a little."

Let go weaker.

"It will be painfully weak: fix it tight."

While the woman was tying the belt harder or weaker, another soldier managed to drag the kinka out with oil and cleaned himself up to his later good.

"Well thank you aunt! You belted me for the whole Shrovetide," says the soldier.

Health, service!

A woman came to the city, grab it - but the oil was gone!

Baba Yaga
Once upon a time there was a husband and wife, and they had a daughter. His wife fell ill and died. The man was burning, he was burning, and he married another.

The angry woman disliked the girl, beat her, scolded her, and only thought how to completely destroy, destroy.

Just once father left somewhere, and the stepmother says to the girl:

"Go to my sister, your aunt, ask her for a needle and a thread - you need to sew a shirt."

And this aunt was a baba-yaga, a bone leg. The girl did not dare to refuse, she went, and before that she went to her native aunt.

"Hello auntie!"

"Hello dear! Why did you come?"

"My stepmother sent me to her sister to ask for a needle and thread - he wants to sew my shirt."

"Well, niece, that you came to see me before," says the aunt. "Here is a ribbon, butter, a loaf of bread and a piece of meat. There will be a birch in your eyes to quit - you bandage it with a ribbon; the gates will creak and clap, hold you - you add oil to them under the heels; dogs will tear you up - you throw them a loaf of bread; the cat will tear your eyes - give him the meat."

The girl thanked her aunt and went.

She walked, walked, and came into the forest. A hut stands on chicken legs, on ram's horns, standing in a forest behind a tall tyn, and a baba-yaga sits in a hut, a bone leg weaves a canvas.

"Hello auntie!" says the girl.

= Absurdopedia =

""
"" - in the beliefs of the ancient Aztecs, the ancestor of the gods, primary chaos, the void of Reason. The highest being in the Aztec pantheon, the demiurge god who created the pure will of being, time and gods. No one is able to pronounce his real name, so all the Aztecs simply raised their slobbery index finger to the sky. About "" everything is known and nothing at the same time.

Myths about
The myths about "" are most often cosmogonic. The most common plot among them is the Aztec myth of the creation of the world. According to this myth, everything that exists in the world arose from the void "".

''«At first, there was one in the world. Then he decided that he did not want to be alone, and turned into the firstborn of Kindercoatl. So he flew in the void in the form of Kindercoatl, until he came across a wall of the world. From the crack in the first-born "" came Yachsmi and Byu. Yachsmi lay down on Bu, and began to glow, and decided that he would command the luminaries ...»''

As we see, after the creation of the first gods, the "" as if disappears, goes into the background. But he again plays a key role in anthropogenic myths:

''«... And Yachsmi asked "": "Why do I need my radiance, except to warm Bu?" And "" said to him: "Finally, make people, as the gods do in all normal religions." And Yachsmi took a part from Byu, and molded from clay little little men, and burned them with his radiance, and his brother Vapre revived them with lightning»''

As you can see, "" still plays the role of father and mentor for the other gods, but at the same time does not interfere in their affairs. This is most likely due to the primitive mycological cults of the ancestors of the Aztecs, who, of course, had the strongest influence on the formation of the beliefs of the Aztecs, Incas and Matsatecs.

""
The more we learn about "", the less we know about it. The Aztecs explained this by the fact that "" is the basic concept of being, and it is not possible to explain it.

(
(- an ardent opponent), which, probably, would have repeatedly stated if he was something more than just a bracket.

Values
Symbol (may mean the following:


 * I feel bad;
 * I feel very bad;
 * I am very, very bad;
 * The bracket opens;
 * East wind;
 * Does it seem to me alone that this line is not straight ?;
 * A worm;
 * Smiley in the Looking Glass;
 * Crippled;
 * Oh severely crippled;
 * Kommersant, it’s even scary to imagine what was done to him;
 * I wanted to enter 9, which bastard Shift pressed?!;
 * This is not for you) any!
 * And how to make a brace?
 * Other.

Interesting Facts

 * The pseudonym.ru claims that when you perceive the word “bracket”, people develop a subconscious opinion “Courageous”.
 * Google does not find anything for "(".
 * A correctly placed bracket can mesmerize a person. Although it is unlikely to be engaged in this.
 * An incorrectly placed bracket causes righteous anger among linguists.

(88611) Taronhaiwagon
88611 Taronhaiavagon - one of one hundred thousand millions of asteroids that revolve around the Sun. For a mere mortal, it’s practically indistinguishable, say, from 101955 1999 RQ36 and 10031 of Vladarnold, although astronomers are indignant: how can you confuse 10031 Vladarnold and 88611 Taronkhaiavagon when they have such a different eccentricity, and there’s no need to talk about perihelion at all. In addition, Taronhayavagon is a classic Kuiper belt object, which immediately explains everything.

Taronhaiavagon got its name in honor of the demiurge among the Iroquois. During the New Year's ceremony, a white dog is sacrificed to Taronhayavagon. However, there is a suspicion that this does not apply to that Taronhaiagon, that an asteroid, but to the fact that a demiurge.

Taronhaiwagon was opened as part of the American Ecliptic Deep Survey project on August 20, 2001, when US astronomers were looking for something unknown in the depths of space. However, the project failed, because instead of the unknown Taronhaiavagon was found.

Outwardly, it is a large stone, similar in shape to a cake that burned, but was nevertheless stripped from the pan. It is curious that almost all asteroids have exactly this form. According to the classification of the Astronomers' Assembly of Upper Tagil, the asteroid has the form of a regular double-plane biconvex pentadodecahedron.